Semantic Antics

April 13, 2021 Category: Miscellaneous


{1  More accurately, when “buffalo” is used as a verb, it means to coerce via intimidation.  Bison and buffalo are technically two different kinds of bovine.  The city of Buffalo is actually located in western New York state.  Another version of this sentence contains seven, rather than eleven, words.  But the object-phrase of the sentence–in the shorter version, just a single word–can be identical to the subject-phrase, which is comprised of five words; thus yielding: [subject-phrase] [verb] [object-phrase].}

{2  Other than buffalo (coerce), badger (harass), dog (addle), and horse (play), there are many occurrences of animal-names being used as verbs: fawn, ape, parrot, carp, rat, weasel, ferret, snake, hawk, fly, bear, fish, etc.  What’s the difference between “monkey around” and “horse around”?  (The same as the difference between going bananas and going nuts.)  When it comes to creative exploitation of semantic idiosyncrasies, it’s important not to be out-foxed.}

{3  That’s not all.  The descriptor “without qualification” can mean either “having insufficient credentials” (thus mitigated) or “no provisos, no catches” (thus unmitigated).}

{4  One can even insert “up” in different ways.  To say someone “fucked up” is to say someone made a mistake; whereas to say someone “IS fucked up” is to say that they are in some sort of disarray (inebriated, deranged, battered, etc.)  Meanwhile, to say someone “fucked up” another person is to say they damaged them; whereas to say someone “fucked over” another person is to say they bamboozled them.  So there is a difference between “you fucked up” (you mishandled something) and “you fucked me up” (you injured / discombobulated me).  Likewise, there is a difference between “my closet is packed” (filled) and “my closet is packed up” (vacated).  Of course, adding “up” does not ALWAYS change the meaning: “wrap it” and “wrap it up” typically mean the same thing.  In the event that idiomatic expressions are involved, this complicates things–especially when one is translating from a language in which syntax (or word order) does not work in the same manner.}

{5  To “fuck around”, “joke around”, “horse around”, and “monkey around” mean the same thing.  In this context, “fuck” = “joke” = “horse” = “monkey”.}

{6 This is the reason we forget that, in the northern hemisphere, days get SHORTER during most of the summer; as it is the period following the summer solstice (which falls on June 20).  The days between March 20 and June 20 have the same average length as those between June 20 and September 20.}

{7  Lincoln’s party was, indeed, the LIBERAL party–at the time called the “Republicans”.  In fact, the left-most faction was called the “Radical Republicans”.  A clue that Lincoln would have been on the so-called “Left” was his great suspicion of corporate power.  In a letter to Col. William F. Elkins dated November 21, 1864, he wrote: “I see in the near future a crisis approaching that un-nerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country.  As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned; and an era of corruption in high places will follow.  [Consequently], the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.  I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of [the Civil War].”}

{8  This inversion of the meaning of “libertarianism” has been attributed to the polemicist, Murray Rothbard, who recognized that appropriating the term for free-market fundamentalism would be a boon to the cause.  He was correct.  After all, its root is “liberty”; and who could argue with THAT?  Now, in America, if one uses “libertarian” in the original sense (as in: libertarian socialism), it is seen as oxymoronic. The original (Progressive) incarnation of “libertarianism” was populist in nature; so was consummate with civic-minded-ness. The RIGHT-WING incarnation of “libertarianism” amounts to “every man for himself; devil take the hindmost.”}

{9  This is how both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump, polar opposites in every conceivable way, can both be described as “populists”.  Democratic socialists are populists (in one way), yet so are fascists (in an entirely different way).  The former, it might be said, are GENUINE populists (have the best interests of the masses at heart); whereas the latter are FAUX populists (only appealing to the masses in superficial, though perfidious, ways).  For a history of GENUINE (Left-wing) populism, see Thomas Frank’s “The People, No”.}

{10  There is often a blurred line between a finely-primped harem girl lackadaisically dangling grapes on a chaise lounge and, say, a sleazy barmaid in a dive-bar pounding shots of Jägermeister, legs akimbo.  One demands a high sum for access to her body; the other is inclined to provide access to her body (and/or some ego-boosting sweet-talk) for a round of hastily-poured libations.  As it turns out, prostitution attains irrespective of the amount of compensation…or the number of customers.}

{11  The “whore of Babylon” in Christian lore was probably an adaptation of the Avestan “Jahi” [“Jeh” in Pahlavi] from Zoroastrian lore.}

{12  What of vocation?  Employees don’t sell THEMSELVES; they sell their time / skills / knowledge; and typically do so without compromising their moral principles.  Hence compensation for labor does not qualify as prostitution.  Working for money isn’t a grift.  Not every quid pro quo can be characterized as “selling out”.}

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